This seems to have the same production values as those "3 Ninjas" movies from the 90s, and everything is painted that ugly "newjack swing" color that was so awful back in the day (remember how the fly girls dressed on "In Living Color"?). You know the kind, Elvis comes into town on his motorcycle, townsfolk don't like his rebel attitude, (except for the nice girl who's strangely attracted to him), and eventually, Elvis/Vanilla is going to have to bust out some fake karate moves on the town's bigoted ruffians. It's an almost literal re-working of an old Elvis Presley film. I was never a fan of the career that belonged to Rob Van Winkle, I hated him when he first came out and I still hate him to this day, I watched this film only in the hopes that it would be the worst film I'd ever seen and I could claim it as such, but much to my disappointment, it's not the worst movie I've ever seen. Very few careers survived in Hollywood after being involved with this movie, which was directed by a man (David Kellogg) whose previous films included "Playboy: Wet & Wild" and "Playboy Playmates of the year: the 80s" and "Playboy: Playmates at Play" (actually, he seemed to have worked exclusively for Playboy before making "Cool as Ice "). "Cool As Ice" was a cheaply made, train-wreck of a movie created for the sole purpose of capitalizing on rapper Vanilla Ice's fleeting fame. If you value your brain cells, and your reputation, stay away from this movie like cancer. Napolean Dynamite might as well be writing the lyrics.īottom line, one of the worst movies of the 90's. This rapping, as well as the dancing, is so lame, it makes Drake and Lil Wayne look good. However, the worst part of the movie might be the rapping. You know your in big trouble when your most memorable line is "Don't be a zero, get with the hero" My God, sounds like something I would hear from Suite Life. OUT OF ALL THE MOVIES I'VE SEEN, I CAN T THINK OF A SINGLE ONE!!Īs for the script, I'll make it brief. WOAH, I WONDER WHERE I HEARD THAT PLOT IDEA. Basically, Vanilla Ice goes to the suburbs and runs into this preppy girl named Kathy, but the parents don t want them to be together because they're from different worlds. He looks like 2Pac's Italian gangstah homeboy. I don t think I've ever seen such horrible overracting by a main character since Spy Kids 3. He can t sing, he can t dance and he cannot CAN NOT act. You know, when you think about it, Vanilla Ice is a pretty pathetic human being. There wasn t a single actor who did a good job, but out of everyone, I think Vanilla Ice was the worst actor. The plot was stupid, the acting was horrible and the script could have been made by a monkey (Or an HSM fan, but I honestly believe you could get better results from a monkey) Read more of Daniel’s movie reviews at Dare Daniel and Rotten Tomatoes.This was High School Musical before High School Musical, and for those who know me, that s definatley NOT a good thing. Be sure to listen, rate, review and subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, PlayerFM, Listen Notes, Stitcher, Google Podcasts, Castbox and more. “Ninja Rap” scene from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze Follow Dare Daniel on Facebook and Instagram. John “Johnny” Van Owen motorcycle montage Original theatrical trailer for Cool as Ice Ratings for Cool as Ice: Daniel – Double Dare Corky – Double Dare RELATED CLIPS This week’s referenced movies: The Ridiculous 6 Schindler’s List Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze xXx The Fast and the Furious franchise One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest Grease Down by Law A Christmas Story 2 Seabiscuit Enter the Dragon Bad Boys Fifty Shades of Grey movie franchise Having a Wild Weekend Crossroads Elvis movies Say Anything Bio-Dome The Island of Dr. IMDB synopsis: “A rap-oriented remake of The Wild One (1953), with heavy emphasis on the fact that Vanilla Ice has assumed the Marlon Brando role.” If you choose this movie, I cannot be legally held responsible if you roll your eyes so hard in your head that they get stuck. The whole movie is a cringe-fest, it’s like trying to watch The Office‘s Michael Scott attempt to lead a diversity workshop. But this one might be too awful for any human consumption. dare Daniel and Corky to watch Cool as Ice? “Because you need to drop that zero and get with a hero. theatrical release date: October 18, 1991ĭomestic box office: $1.2 million (production budget: $6 million) “I’m gonna go across the street and, uh, schling a schlong.”ĭaniel and Corky put on their formal parachute pants to revisit their wildly popular review of Vanilla Ice in the wildly unpopular Cool as Ice. Cool as Ice (1991 David Kellogg) – Best of Dare Daniel Rerun 11
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